The judge looked strictly at the high stunning blonde, who was called to testify against her boss.
- The judge: "You are well aware how much you have to bear for false witness?"
- blonde: "Yes, my manager talked about a few thousand more a month and a winter holiday with all expenses paid."
Man: "I know how to make a woman happy."
Woman: "Good, then leave me alone."
Man: "Is this seat taken?"
Woman: "No, and it still won't if u sit down."
Man: "Well, what are you doing on daily basis?"
Woman: "I dress up like a woman."
Man: "When how would you like your eggs tomorrow morning early?"
Woman: "unfertilised!"
Man: "Whazzup girl? We're bot here for the same thing."
Woman: "Hell ya, let's find some ladies."
Man: "Do I know you from somewhere?"
Woman: "Yes, I work at The Hospital Department of STDs."
* STDs means sexually transmitted disease
Hard to translate from Danish, but was funny xD
Between women:
- Jill: "I have a major headache today."
- Tina: "Do u know what my husband does when i have That, He undresses me, carries me into bed, and makes love to me, and blows the headache away. You should try that"
- Jill: " Okay, is he available tonight?"
- The judge: "You are well aware how much you have to bear for false witness?"
- blonde: "Yes, my manager talked about a few thousand more a month and a winter holiday with all expenses paid."
Man: "I know how to make a woman happy."
Woman: "Good, then leave me alone."
Man: "Is this seat taken?"
Woman: "No, and it still won't if u sit down."
Man: "Well, what are you doing on daily basis?"
Woman: "I dress up like a woman."
Man: "When how would you like your eggs tomorrow morning early?"
Woman: "unfertilised!"
Man: "Whazzup girl? We're bot here for the same thing."
Woman: "Hell ya, let's find some ladies."
Man: "Do I know you from somewhere?"
Woman: "Yes, I work at The Hospital Department of STDs."
* STDs means sexually transmitted disease
Hard to translate from Danish, but was funny xD
Between women:
- Jill: "I have a major headache today."
- Tina: "Do u know what my husband does when i have That, He undresses me, carries me into bed, and makes love to me, and blows the headache away. You should try that"
- Jill: " Okay, is he available tonight?"
